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cradletoalpha:

professorspork:

getoutofmygarden:

I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:

1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.

or

2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”

SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK

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succeeded:

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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cosmo tip #249

expertcosmotips:

when hes having sex with you, shout out your own name instead of his.

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wheretheducksgo:

what was high school like for lizzie mcguire though

like

she goes home after impersonating an italian pop star and half of her class and like the rest of the world saw that she can sing and perform 

like

did she just go to high school and date gordo and go to college with him or

what happened to lizzie mcguire 

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damnthatswhack:

It’s all fun and games until Pikachu gets pissed on.

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damnthatswhack:

I would say that I should make one of these but I just know I never would and mine would never be as cool.

[the-awesomer